A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

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In which: America adds the countrys into a group chat. Shenanigans ensue. -------------------------------------------------------- !Warnings! for; - Mentions of historical events - Cursing - Dark Humor (bad humor in general probably) - OOC Characte...

#america #australia #belarus #canada #chatfic #countryhumans #estonia #finland #france #germany #indonesia #italy #japan #malaysia #mexico #newzealand #northkorea #philippines #poland #russia #southkorea #thirdreich #ukraine #unitedkingdom #ussr

Third Reich Shenanigans: the sequel - sponsored by Citrus

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by UserExeNotFound

Großdeutsches Reich: What is a common word that is often used at the start of questions

Cotton Eye Joe: its what

Großdeutsches Reich: I didn't ask you a question Idiot.

Full of DETERMINATION: He really didn't lmao.

Cotton Eye Joe: i-

Großdeutsches Reich: Anyway,

Großdeutsches Reich: I used to go to the same bagel shop every morning. I once realized that I, by accident, always ordered the same bagel when a specific person took my order. Then I started doing it on purpose. I assigned a different bagle to each employee so each person had a different idea of what my 'usual' was. It all paid off when I got to watch them fight over "the only bagle I ever ordered".

Full of DETERMINATION: Дивовижний.

Cotton Eye Joe: YOU ARE EVIL

Großdeutsches Reich: I know.

Großdeutsches Reich: I stared at UK once then stood up like "Your left eye is a bit higher than your right." and then walked away.

God Save the Queen: I'm still confused about it.

Full of DETERMINATION: HAHA OML WHAT?!

Cotton Eye Joe: waiz- does he???????

Großdeutsches Reich: Ja.

Cotton Eye Joe: HUH

12:47 a.m.

"A mistake"

Red Army: Know how Reich and I go to anger therapy?

Witchy France: Oui?

Red Army: Reich will purposefully bang head on desk, and look up "Who the fuck am I?".

Red Army: Newbies are concerned, rest say "Reich shut up.".

Witchy France: He does?

N.K.: 예. He made it his mission to seem completely gone at times.

Witchy France: I- I guess he shall do that then...

Red Army: Did you know,

N.K.: ?

Red Army: Reich talk in heaviest German accent to UK then drop accent around others so UK think he has really thick accent

God Save the Queen: THAT'S WHY EVERYONE INSISTED HE TALKED WITH NEARLY NO ACCENT?

Red Army: да.

Full of DETERMINATION: XAXAXAXAXAXAXA THAT'S ДИВОВИЖНИЙ!!

N.K.: I shall use this tactic on the next peasant I meet.

Can I into Space?: He writes "This is the real world communicating with you, wake up." On random peoples books.

Cotton Eye Joe: how do you know-

Can I into Space?: Germany likes to go to the library and I like reading too so we go there together and take him with sometimes.

Cotton Eye Joe: ooohhhhhhh