Beyblade Burst Texting/Text Post Insanity

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Valt: ughhhh I hate going to the world meetings! All we talk about is pussiness!

Honcho: HUH??? PUSSY?!?! YOU TALK ABOUT PUSSY'S?!

Clio: THEN I'M IN THE WRONG WORLD MEETING!

Daigo: Clio— you don't even go to the world meetings!

Clio: ohonhonhonhonhon, you just never notice me there..... hehe....

Arthur: Petition: Talk more about "Pussiness" in the world meetings

Lui: Finally we're talking about some serious important Beyblade issues.

Xander: Wait we were talking about pussy's?

Ren Wu: I am disappointed in you Xander!

Yugo: XANDER, YOU SAID YOU HAD AN IMPORANT MEETING TODAY SO YOU COULDNT COME TO VISIT US BUT ALL YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WERE PUSSY'S?! I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU XANDER!

Xander: what did I do?!?!

Ukyo: shame on you Xander.

Xander: I'M SORRY FOR WHATEVER I DID WRONG!!

Quon: f*cking disgusted with you guys talking about pussy's

Zac: wow rude much Quon? Every pussy is beautiful in its own way!

Akira: yea what Zac said!

Free: seriously..? Pussys'..?I was sleeping so I didn't know what we were actually talking about...

Joshua: I saw Free chat and pussy's, I have risen.

Ken: R.I.P. an innocent message.

Ben: even I know that wasn't some innocent message.

Wakiya: you do guys know that Valt made a typo right? We're obv not talking about f*cking pussy's in the world meeting.

Wakiya: Wait that came out wrong, we aren't talking about pussy's not that with pussy's.

Shu: he meant "business" not "pussiness" -_-

Ken: Oof.

Arthur: yea I knew that, part about being British is that why be rude when you can just be sarcastic. *sips on some tea*

Lui: obviously I knew that.

Honcho: yea, haha, I knew that too!

Daigo: Liar.

Valt: what's pussiness then????

Daigo: shhhhh it's ok Valt, you'll learn one day.

Valt: that's all you say! When I'm actually gonna learn?!

Ken: never.

Count Night: too innocent and precious to know.

Honcho: this child must be protected at all cost.

Wakiya: oh the irony, says the one who keeps teaching Valt bad things.

Valt: I wanna knowwwww it's not fairrrr

Valt: fine then I'll ask Naoki cause he knows everything!

Naoki: Wha— Why me?!

Shu: Naoki you better not say a thing.

Naoki: Help he's sending puppy eye pictures!

Lui: BLOCK HIS CONTACT!

Naoki: done.

Valt: not fairrrr meanies!

Daigo: perfectly fair you are an innocent child so no pussy's for you.

Valt: >;(