Arthur: blimey! all of you are horrible, what do you mean there is no word called "fortnight"?!
Honcho: bOI— IF THIS IS ANOTHER BRITISH THING YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO IS GONNA USE IT
Valt: Do you mean fortnite? It's a really fun game!
Valt: I keep killing Lui in it ^^
Lui: nO YOU DIDNT
Shu: Wait— you played fortnite with Lui?!
Valt: yea ^^ He's horrible! I keep getting him!
Lui: nO
Zac: how come I wasn't invited?? D:
Free: don't underestimate Valt, he's a fricking pro at the game, the part about Lui killing Valt is true.
Shu: what?! You too?!
Valt: And I killed Free loads of times too haha! Free is even worse than Lui!
Free: shhhh and there is no way Lui is better than me!
Arthur: no I am not talking about that stupid game fortnite, I'm talking about fortnight. -_-
Honcho: wtf is a "fortnight"?
Valt: I think it's fortnite actually! We got different English's and things are different so like how color is changed to colour, fortnight could be changed to fortnite
Arthur: no, you all are such uncivilized people. All of you are tossers, I'm gobsmacked that you guys are even in school, I'm even more gobsmacked that you are even passing. -_-
Honcho: WELL I AM SORRY, WE DONT LEARN BRITISH,
Honcho: And then what the heck is a fortnight and gobsmacked?!
Arthur: fortnight is a word for "two weeks" and gobsmacked is another word for "amazed"
Honcho: we use just "two weeks" and "amazed"
Arthur: *triggered* bloody wankers, you all threw a spanner in the works.
Honcho: well I'm sorry, I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT!
Arthur: sod off, *sips tea*
Honcho: what does that mean too??
Arthur: 🖕-_-🖕
Honcho: oh.
Honcho requested to kick Arthur out of the group chat
Daigo: request denied.
Honcho: >;(
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