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SHU! SHU! SHU! :Valt

Shu: What?! It's 4:13 A.M.

Could've just said 4 am but ok. :Valt

I can't sleep. :Valt

Why r u awake anyway? :Valt

Shu: nothing.

ARE YOU BLADING AGAIN? SHU SLEEP! :Valt

Shu: I close my eyes when I sneeze so that counts—

Shu: Why Are you awake anyways?!

Ate too much candy— :Valt

And then I ate too much apple sauce— :Valt

Shu: Why.

Shu: Just Why.

You know the phrase an apple a day keeps the doctor away? I ran out of apples so I used Apple sauce. And it's just one apple a day so I've been eating candy for days and 1 pound of apples equal 450 grams of apple sauce and 1 pound of apples equal to about 3 medium sized apples so 450 divided by 3 equals 50 grams so each apple is 50 grams and I've been eating candy for 16 days so 50 x 16 equals 800 grams and the apple sauce jar was 800 grams so I ate it all but I just got more sick. :Valt

Shu: .

Shu: so many punctuation mistakes but,

Shu: Why Valt.

Shu: Just Why.

Shu: for once you used your brain, this is even better than class! But you used it for a dumb reason!!

It's not dumb! :Valt

Ok— actually maybe it is cuz yo said so but I feel like throwing up now. :Valt

Shu: go get your mom.

Mom will get mad at me. :Valt

Shu: go to Naoki.

I tried, Naoki stopped chatting with me though :( :Valt

Shu! so why me?

Cause your mom 3.0! :Valt

Shu: I'm done, go get Mom 4.0 if there is one -.-

Shu has blocked you

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