President Trump decided to play Mario Kart with his cabinet
He thought that this would be be a good bonding exercise with his staff so he bought a Wii and ordered his whole office to come into the oval office
Once everyone arrived there was a huge argument on who would play as what character, because everyone wanted to be Mario. Trump decided that this could be a nice opportunity to get the Democrats in the senate to work with him so he left the decision into their hands.
Three months, 4 senate hearings and one filibuster later the senate had their answers and Trumps cabinet returned to the oval office and took their controllers and saw who they were going to be
"Sweet" said vice president Mike Pence, "I'm Mario"
"This is awesome, I'm Bowser" exclaimed secretary of state Rex Tillerson
But Trump just groaned
"What's wrong Mr. President?" Pence asked
"These Goddamn Democrats are spreading their liberal propaganda into r/jokes" Trump moaned
"What do you mean sir?"
"I'm Peach"
