I wanted to revisit my childhood, so I got out Super Mario Bros. and started playing
But soon I realized, no matter how much you try, you can't go back.
"It's a boy!" Mario shouted. "It's a boy!"
With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again.
Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart?
Because he can't finish a race
So Mario is talking to Luigi.
"So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! Mario!"
EA is releasing a new Mario game!
it's called Pay-Per-Mario.
What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim denim denim.
Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Don't be racist, be like Mario
He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"?
It's *ami*, Mario!
Toad was always my favorite Mario character
He just seems like a fungi.
Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games...
They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.
She said she was tired of the abuse, and couldn't take it anymore. She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.
My friend is in hospital because of one little driving mistake...
He beat me at Mario Kart.
Mario games are unforgiving...
... there's not mushroom for error
Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?
Because he's a fungi.
