Thirtieth oneshot!
Secret Santa hosted by VEE-LIEVE
This is for my sister, StarSignal
A series of oneshots filled with inside jokes
These all happened in real life btw
These also could all go in my Hamilton Incorrect Quotes book
Merry Christmas
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Angelica, Peggy, Eliza, Theo, and Theodosia
First three: *sneaks down the nurses's corridor*
Theo: *notices them but doesn't say anything*
Eliza: *whispers* one, two, three-
First three: *jumps in front of the open doorway* BOO!
Nurse: *legit screams*
Everyone: *cracks up*
Eliza: *passes out from laughing*
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Angelica and Eliza
Eliza: Angie
Eliza: I hate you
Eliza: "School Song" from Matilda is stuck in my head and it's all your fault!
Angelica: *dies from laughter* ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYYYYYYZ
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The Schuyler sisters
Eliza: you're a terrible sister
Angelica: yeah you are
Peggy: I know
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Schuyler Sisters
Angelica and Eliza: *trying to teach Cornelia about musicals*
Peggy: SHUT UP!
Angelica and Eliza: no
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Angelica: FOR NARINA!!!!!!!!!!
Eliza: it's Narnia
Angelica: stop being a Judgey-McJudgey-face
Eliza: no, you
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Angelica: Yay! You don't have 61 stories anymore!
Eliza: I had like 69
Angelica: *facepalms*
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Eliza: *complains about some guy creeping her out*
Angelica: hold up... *goes and smacks that guy* problem solved
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Eliza: Wednesday looks like a 12-year-old girl
Angelica: that's because she is
Eliza: no, she's getting married in the musical
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Peggy: I don't care about you
Eliza: yes I know
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Eliza: where's Theo? I need to talk to her
Angelica: Nope, me first
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Eliza: I'm freaking freezing
Peggy: well I'm not
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Angelica: *tries to sing in harmony with Eliza*
Eliza: shut up! You're ruining my pitch!
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Angelica and Theo: you really need to stop talking to 30-year-old lumberjacks online
Eliza: okay, it's been DAYS since I've talked to them
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Eliza: what do y'all like in hot chocolate?
Peggy: MARSHMALLOWS!!
Angelica: strawberries
Eliza and Peggy: what?
Angelica: try it
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Angelica: I'm really weird
Eliza and Peggy: yeah, you are
Angelica: you weren't supposed to agree with me!
Eliza: you do it all the time to me
Angelica: yeah, that's cause you want me to agree with you
Eliza: no I don't
Peggy: I'm just honest
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Eliza: I'm trying to tell a story
Peggy: yeah, I'm not listening
Eliza: it has death
Peggy: OOH I'm listening now
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Eliza: who's Bob Ross?
Theo: how could you not know who Bob Ross is?!?!
Angelica: :0
Eliza: what, are you surprised that I don't know him?
Theo and Angelica: no
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Eliza: *misspeaks a song lyric*
Angelica: *glares at her likes she just started Armageddon*
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Theo: I hated that they added the romance between Susan and Caspian in the movie
Eliza: it was unnecessary, but it's also OTP
Angelica: you have problems...
Eliza: I know
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Angelica: I gotta go to math lab
Eliza: you know, I'm starting to think you actually like math
Angelica: no, I just want to get this over with
Eliza: uh-Huh... sure
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Hamilton Oneshots
FanfictionJust random one-shots. Will probably not be updated that often. I'm sorry. Read my other Hamilton stuff! Warning: Lots of Hamliza because I'm me. Originally Eliza Oneshots
