Tartar: *punches Agent 8 repeatedly*
*3 and 4 show up*
Tartar: ...
Agent 3: ... *angry boi*
Agent 4: Is he touching the child?! ARE YOU TOUCHING THE CHILD?!
Tartar: I am not..."touching the child", as you say. You insignificant lifeforms are-
Agent 4: HE'S TOUCHING THE CHILD! *unholy screech of woomy*
Agent 3: DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD! *proceeds to beat the ever loving squit out of blender boi*
Agent 4: *joins Agent 3 in beating up Tartar*
Agent 8: *takes a second to recover before joining them*
YOU ARE READING
Squidbeak Splatoon: Agent Random
RandomAbsolute randomness involving my three agents. Various scenarios and very likely to be total cringe but what the heck, here I go. Edit: I'm taking requests now! See the part called "Request Page" for details. Edit (2): The book is full, so I can't t...
