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holycarpitsagent4: Hey dudes!
Agent8_octoboi: Hello!
Agent 3's Cape: Greetings.
holycarpitsagent4: Wait, you changed your username slightly...?
Agent 3's Cape: Yep.
holycarpitsagent4: Honestly, your username is making me a little jealous.
Agent 3's Cape: Huh?
holycarpitsagent4: I want a cape but nooo
holycarpitsagent4: Why do you get all the cool stuff?
Agent 3's Cape: Because I'm the most seasoned agent. Aside from the cousins, of course.
Agent8_octoboi: But neither of them wear a cape.
holycarpitsagent4: I think he's just showing off...
Agent 3's Cape: ANYWAY, let's talk about that mission from the other day.
holycarpitsagent4: What about it? I thought it went pretty well.
Agent 3's Cape: Juniper. That one stunt you pulled almost cost us the objective.
holycarpitsagent4: But it didn't! And we got through in the end.
Agent 3's Cape: True, but even so, you can't keep relying on on-the-fly ideas. Gotta do things by the book.
holycarpitsagent4: Since when was there a book? I say when in doubt, improvise. Works most of the time.
Agent 3's Cape: ...how'd you become an agent again?
holycarpitsagent4: Same way you did, smartysquid.
Agent8_octoboi: GUYS
Agent8_octoboi: Terrance, no need to bag on Junie. Her plan wasn't the brightest course of action, but it did get us closer to the goal in the end.
Agent8_octoboi: Junie, take his words into consideration. It might be the 'boring' or 'simple' way, but sometimes simple is easier than a last minute plan.
Agent 3's Cape: ...
Agent 3's Cape: I thought I was supposed to be the voice of reason.
Agent 3's Cape: But you're right.
holycarpitsagent4: I agree. I'll do my best to...not be so dumb on the next mission.
holycarpitsagent4: But you gotta admit, my idea was cool.
Agent 3's Cape: It was dumb, but effective.
holycarpitsagent4: Told you it would be. Welp, Imma go get some food. I'm kinda hungry.
Agent8_octoboi: Me too. Wanna meet up and get something together?
holycarpitsagent4: Sure! Terry?
Agent 3's Cape: Why not. Café by the tower?
Agent8_octoboi: Sounds good. Meet you there.
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Squidbeak Splatoon: Agent Random
RandomAbsolute randomness involving my three agents. Various scenarios and very likely to be total cringe but what the heck, here I go. Edit: I'm taking requests now! See the part called "Request Page" for details. Edit (2): The book is full, so I can't t...
