The real watermelon? ! PFFT WHO THE FUDGE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL FIND YOU AND HURT YOU!!
ME THE ONLY REAL WATERMELON!
*cough* So this thing just took MY quiz and the name is The Real Watermelon!!!
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It has to be a wattpadian because how else would it know my madness!
I WILL FIND THIS THING AND TELL IT THAT I AM THE ONLY REAL WATERMELON IN THE WORLD!
Mhmm
~~Heller my Watermelons
