WHY DONT WE
Ana
We are t-minus 2 weeks away from WDWAATE and we need to make a check. The tickets have been purchased?
Jonah
Yes.
Ana
The Air B&B/ Hotel has been booked?
Corbyn
Yes.
Ana
Zach is still alive?
Zach
No.
Ana
Daniel is still a giraffe?
Daniel
Why are you guys so mean?
Ana
I'm not mean, giraffes are my favorite animal.
Daniel
Then yes, I am.
Jack
That's a fucking lie. Your favorite animals are unicorns and sloths and narwhals.
Ana
Shut up Jack. Stop exposing me.
Jack
And you are fucking terrified of birds.
Ana
If I could figure out how to remove you, I would. But someone changed the settings for the group chat and I have the technological awareness of and 80 year old woman with 3 children she sees for like an hour twice a year.
Jonah
That's odly specific.
Ana
That's how Shawn explained it to me when I got my phone and freaked the fuck out because it didn't have a home button.
Corbyn
Gasp! You said his name!
Ana
Oh please. I'ma grown adult woman. I can say my ex boyfriend's name with out crying.
Jack
Stop lying to everyone. I can see your Spotify on my computer and you are listing to Ed Sheeran. You only do that when you are feeling so single.
Ana
Son of a bitch Jack!
2:19 PM Monday, December 2.
Ana
Hey. So for Christmas, do you just wanna stay where Corbyn has us while everyone is there or do you wanna get like a little house or something?
Jonah
Where does he have us now?
Ana
YOU ARE READING
Goodbye, I Love You
FanfictionWhere Jack adds his best friend Ana, to a group chat with his other best friends. *TRIGGER WARNING: Mature language & themes, addiction. Please read at your own risk*
