Goodbye, I Love You

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Shawn😍😘

Ana. I have something important to tell you.

Shawn😍😘

Ana?

Shawn😍😘

Hello?

Shawn😍😘

ANA

Shawn😍😘

ANASTASIA

Shawn😍😘

ANASTASIA JADE LYNN

Shawn😍😘

I'm pregnant.

Ana

What is it? Are you ok? Should I call the cops?

Ana

Wait a damn minute. Wait a damn minute,

Shawn😍😘

No. I'm fine. I just wanted to tell you I love you. Also, I'm not really pregnant.

Ana

Wow, I could never guess. Also you are too good at this whole boyfriend thing.

Ana

But heads up for next time: Don't text me a shit ton. I was talking to Jack and his friends. I was not dead.

Shawn😍😘

But how was I supposed to know that?

Ana

You have read receipts on. I know you saw that I read it.

Shawn😍😘

Okay, so why didn't you answer me?

Ana

I was talking to Jack and his friends. I feel like I already told you this.

Shawn😍😘

You sure do talk to them a lot.

Ana

Yes, they are my friends. That's how being friends with someone works. You are supposed to talk to them.

Shawn😍😘

Okay. I just don't want them to take you away from me. There's a Harry Potter marathon on TV right now and I miss you.

Ana

How long have you known about this Harry Potter marathon?

Shawn😍😘

About an hour.

Ana

And you didn't tell me?!

Shawn😍😘

I'm sorry.

Ana

What channel is it on?

Shawn😍😘

Syfi