The sun rose in the alpine sky
The Alternative Olympics had caught Elf's eye
His team made ready for the new day
Prizes would be given for ornately painted sleighs
When the whistle blew the artists began
Oddly E. Nough painted portrait of his Gran
Short Fred wrote Mabel all over his sled
Whilst Sykes used pastel colours of green blue and red
Sarah was disqualified for her sprinkles on ice cream
She'd stolen Gus's digger and created quite a scene
The judge was astounded she would cheat in such a way
By the time they dug him out it was the middle of next day
The ski lift race was tied by each of the competitors
As the time to the top was the same for everyone
Troll won the snowman making, it's face like an alligator
He said he'd tried to make it in the shape of a swan
Elf snowball juggled
He let fly a lots of tricks
Every time the Baron tried the snow fell all to bits
The governess won gold with her fir tree caber throwing
But she declined the swimming after putting just a toe in
Gus's yodelaying was the best of the bunch
But Olly Day tried too hard and caused an avalanche
Babbie went pot holing, came out with cave man's fibula
Sent it as a present to her dear friend Sweet Enigma
Alternative Olympics were a great success
Founded many years ago by dear olde Putty Face
