Sarah N Dippity sang this song,
'Chessterday
All my troubles seemed three moves away
Now your queen has took my knight away
The King's been checked to my dismay'
Why you... on your go, moved that pawn
I couldn't say
Now my king's exposed
Bishop Olly Day's turned grey .....'
Things became a little unstable
When Elf took his turn and sacrificed Mable
Short Fred was going to make his move
But Mable was not in the mood with her betrothed
When Sarah's rook dinked Gus away
Elf knew that he had won the day
As Elf cried out, 'Hurray check mate'
He pushed Sarah's face into a plate....of custard
And that was when her stooges busted out
Through Wonderland's tunnel of love
To Santa's workshop, a terrible plan
To make all the dollies smell like ham
The bears carried mustard pickles and spuds
Ran up to the dollies and declared their love
Luckily Barbie appeared on the scene
And hosed down the dolls until they were clean
'This workshops a mess' Santa spoke in distress
'The doll's hair's all matted with soggy dresses'
Barbie said, 'I'll help', and picked up a comb
And started to fashion the dolls long wet tresses
Reckless Sam started to make wooden toys
Anna Gram packaged the gifts for the boys
Gus designed prams that would fly in the sky
And Boris licked candy that gave sugar highs
Ingenious industry all worked so hard
With 3000 Elves working in Santa's yard
Bicycles jigsaws and replica pheasants
All wrapped up neatly in bowed Christmas presents
