Apparently, God made a mistake. That mistake wasn't only for my death but for MY WHOLE LIFE. Imagine dying, meeting God, and learning that your life was a mistake. I better be receiving compensation for my boring life or else!
Next thing I know, I'm...
(^^A/N: This is basically the face-shape Chef Apple has)
The man is basically bald. He has only one thick strand of hair on his head that stands up proudly in the middle of his head, just like how apples have that stalk on the top.
I don't know how to describe his face, so I'll leave it to your imagination.
On the other hand, Chef Pie's face is almost like a pie.
His face is flat and crinkles just like the top of a well-decorated pie. The edges of his face are bumpy just like a pie's crust.
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(^^A/N: This is basically the head shape that Chef Pie has)
He is constantly oozing out puss from who-knows-where on his face just like how a pie's filling bubbles out when it's hot. Unlike Chef Apple, he is completely bald.
Again, I don't know how to describe his face...so I'll leave that part to your imagination.
In summary, they are realistic cartoon characters that know how to cook.
Luckily, the two of them make up the greatest chefs in all of our kingdom. If they weren't talented cooks...they probably would've never been able to make a living.
It's even hard for me to look at them without turning my face away to pretend like I didn't witness the crime scene on their faces. It makes me guilty whenever I look at them.
The game-makers of "Love, Love in the Super Cool Magical Academy of Hot Guys" purposefully made their faces this way so players could get a laugh whenever they show up on the screen.
"Hey, Chef Apple and Chef Pie! I'm planning on making a strawberry cake. Could you guys give me some tips?" I asked them as usual.
"Of course, darling~ We are the only two beautiful specimens that would be able to create the perfect cake for such a simple gal like you," Chef Pie said as he applied some blush on his face.
"Y-Yeah," I agreed with them.
"Wait! We can't help you today," Chef Apple said dramatically.
"Why?" I asked out loud.
"We were planning on going out on a date today~" Chef Apple continued.
"Oh. Okay then. I'll just figure out how to make the cake myself," I sighed.
I forgot to mention that Chef Apple and Chef Pie were dating.
To be honest, they make a pretty cute couple as long as you disregard...everything...about them!
My ship name for them is "Apple Pie."
"Oh, honey~ Why can't we just help this poor girl with her cake before we go out together? I already pity her so much..." Chef Pie cried.
"That's true...Little Miss Cordelia is so unfortunate to be unable to make a proper meal on her own..." Chef Apple sighed.
I also forgot to mention that...to Chef Apple and Chef Pie...everyone in the world is a terrible chef, which actually makes sense because the two of them are genius cooks.
