I've always wanted to ski a slope. So, please don't say nope!
So much action... we all need naps! Then a vacation to re-sap our sap. A cure all for all our aches and ills An Alp will make a healing hill.
Maybe we will get to visit With our old friend Betty Yetti Surely she has moved beyond Try'n catch an Elfin eye. Rob might find his home with her And be no more Rob the Blob But Rob the Lime Icicle Hero .... Her Braveheart eau de yert!
At night we can all huddle round a blazing fire place. Drinking cocoa with marshmallows Fred might even get to first base.
In the morning, Sykes can flip pan cakes Anna will make Scotch eggs. Barbie can measure out corn flakes.
Then we'll hit the icy mountains... With our skies and Saint Bernard kegs.
Swoop and slither down the ski trails Stop for massages for our sore legs (Sorry Big'T)
Then we'll all eat steak for supper Right after we swim in the heated grotto And then we'll dance the night away in a nightclub built for otters.
And the beds!... Oh! the beds! Piles of satin covered goose down that float on warm water balloons ... We'll sleep till way after noon!
It's just what we need to gird our loins and prepare For the final thrust of Adventures. And our biggest, wildest dares!
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