digit. | p. jm

1•princess

kim sana has finally, FINALLY, gotten the number of her idiot brother who forgot to pick her up from work yesterday, leading to her spending a weeks allowance on an uber. let's just say, she was NOT happy. the uber driver wasn't even nice. she was going to give her brother a piece of her mind.

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sana:
listen up fucker, idk if ur alarm fucked up or something but you didn't pick me up from work yesterday. i had to spend a weeks fucking allowance to get an uber from fucking burger king all the way home and it was at 9:56 fucking pm. next time i see you you're fucking dead, asshole.

???:
well, nice to meet you too..?

sana:
oh, so u wanna play the "idk u" card? i know for a fact this is your fucking number, soobin. u can't lie your way out of this, shithead. i'm literally going to skin you alive with a fucking twig, pour lemon juice on you, then beat you to a pulp with a coat hanger.

???:
look, if you were into the kinky stuff you could've just told me and we would be fucking already. no need to be so violent and curse me out. idk this soobin guy but i don't need to. whaddya say? meet at burger king in 5?

sana:
enough with that shit, freak. if you're really not soobin, send me a pic. if u are soobin, i'm so telling mom.

???:

sana:
pffft. that guy is hot as FUCK, he's definitely not you.

???:
thanks babygirl, but anyways i'm not soobin. we've been over this.

sana:
wait fr?

???:
look who finally took a hint. no, i'm not him. my name is park jimin, but you can call me daddy. ;)

sana:
disgusting.

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sana changed his name, but not to park jimin. not to anything one of you readers would've expected. sana would rather set herself on fire than ever show any sign of respect for this freaky creepy son of a butternut biscuit. instead, she changed his name to this.
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creepy ass man hoe:
to each their own 🤷‍♂️
don't you wanna meet me, anyway?

sana:
i'm sure nobody would ever wanna meet you with the way u speak, u nasty man whore.

creepy ass man hoe:
well, i guess the bunch of girls i've fucked senselessly are nobody then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sana:
oh shut ur dumbass the fuck up with your std infected 2 inch dick

creepy ass man hoe:
feisty, i like it
i can show you the true size of my dick so you can fix that message though ;)

sana:
if i ever catch u irl i'm gonna bury you alive

creepy ass man hoe:
baby girl as long as ur burying me in those fine titties i'm all good with that

sana:
wha- you've never even SEEN my tits?

creepy ass man hoe:
i would love to change that

sana:
i hate you.

creepy ass man hoe:
you know you love me, princess.

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princess. there's just something about that name that gives her butterflies. sana felt her face getting hotter and hotter every time she'd receive a new message from him. she again didn't want to admit, but she wanted more, she wanted to continue speaking to the man, but she ended the conversation, needing to put the fire on her face out, using three simple words.

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sana:
fuck you, goodbye.

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