Brothers conflict scenarios

Christmas Special Intro!

Another one.... I seriously don't know what this is going to be....

Joske: JOY TO THE WORLD~ *Horrible singing by yours truly*

Fuuto: Omg, SHUT UP!

Joske: F@ck you, Fuuto~ I don't like you at all~ You are a piece of shit~ You can't sing at all~ You think you're so great~ But guess what you ain't~ No one likes you at all~ So screw you and all your shitty opinions~ *Sings to the melody of Joy to the world*

Tsubaki: *Bursts out laughing* That's my favorite verse from now on!

Fuuto: *Glares at me*

Ukyou: *Shouts from the kitchen* Joske! Watch your language!

Yusuke: *High fives me* That was great.

Masaomi: *Shakes his head and smiles*

Joske: No, seriously, Fuuto. I don't like you. At all.

Fuuto: You suck!

Joske: And you swallow.

Ukyou: *Shouts* Do you want coal for christmas!?

Joske: Well, not really, but if I get coal then I can make a nice little fire and I can roast some marshmellows. So it's not really that bad.

Fuuto: There's something wrong with you.

Joske: At least I can actually do something with coal. If I got you for christmas I would ask for the receipt and give you back.

Tsubaki and Yusuke: *Laughs*

Fuuto: You little-

Joske: Actually, I'm older than you, so you're the little one.

Fuuto: Idiot!

Joske: And I'm wiser than you.

Fuuto: Freak!

Joske: Honey, there's nothing freakier than your face.

Yusuke: Ooh! Burn!

Fuuto: Basic white girl!

Joske: Ah! My heart! No! I can't let it end like this!

Ukyou: *Comes in with some hot chocolate* Why are you laying on the floor?

Joske: *Crawls over to Ukyou and hugs his leg* Fuuto called me a basic white girl... That's not true... Is it?

Ukyou: I have no idea what you're talking about. Now, let go of my leg and get up from the floor.

Joske: I can't... I'm dying....

Ukyou: No, you're not. Come on, get up, now.

Joske: I've been shot!... Right in my kokoro (heart)... The feels!

Tsubaki: Oh, shit, she's the meme queen.

Joske: Press F in the chat....

Ukyou: Who are you even talking to?

Joske: My babies.

Fuuto: You're married!?

Joske: No, you dipshit. I wish, but no. I'm talking about them. *Points at you all*

Masaomi: Oh, them. I thought I heard some giggling earlier.

Joske: Really? All I heard were angry fangirls commenting on me being a b!tch for hurting "Fuuto senpai's" feelings.

Tsubaki: Where is 'Joske protection squad'? I saw you guys earlier. You can't hide from me. *Smirks*

Hikaru: What is all the commotion in here?

Joske: Hika-nii! Fuuto called me a basic white girl!

Hikaru: *Gasps* No, he did not!

Joske: He did!

Hikaru: He's getting a b!tch slap for christmas!

Ukyou: Language! All of you! I'm getting really f@cking tired of correcting you all the time!

Brothers and Joske: *Stares at him* .......... WHAT!?