Goodbye, I Love You

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WHY DONT WE

Jack added Anastasia to the group

Anastasia

Jack? Why am I here.

Jack

Well, Jonah said the group chat was boring and that should add you in because I talk about you all the time and they wanted to meet you.

Zach

You forgot the pat where he said he bets she's hot.

Jonah

Fuck you Jack.

Corbyn

Hello Anastasia. Welcome to the cluster fuck that is Why Don't We. I am Corbyn.

Anastasia

Hello Corbyn.

Daniel

And I am Daniel. Corbyn and I are the only sane people in the group.

Jonah

That's fucking debatable. I'm Jonah.

Anastasia

And the only other one I don't know is Zach right?

Zach

How did you know?

Anastasia

I know how to read.

Jonah

Oh, she's sarcastic. I like it.

Anastasia

Ew. 

Keep it in your pants Jonah.

 Look, it's like 3 AM here 

I have to be at the airport at 7:30 so I'm gonna go back to bed.

Jack

Who's coming?

Zach

That's what she said.

Anastasia removed Zach from the group

Anastasia

It had to be done. And the friend that is coming in is Shawn.

Corbyn

Do you live in New York?

Anastasia

Yeah. Why?

Corbyn

My girlfriend lives there!

Anastasia

Wow. Neat. Good night now.

Daniel

I was alseep this whole time. Good night though.