I came home from work I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper:
English Language 17%
Biology 35%
Mathematics 40%
Physics 37%
Chemistry 42%
Economics 12%
Agric Science 19%
Religion Knowledge. ABS
Geography 20%
I lost my temper.
And started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?"
My wife said: "Be patient. Listen....."
I told her: "Shut up! it's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all."
My wife said: "Oh! Really?"
I said: "No one in our family has performed so badly ever. When i was in school i never failed any of my exams, They use to give me accolade, They use to give me accolade.
My son said: "Dad, i'm sorry I was cleaning the old cupboard and i found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980 sir".
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