Wife: I wish i was a newspaper so i'd be in your hand all day
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so i could have a new one every day !
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Newspaper
Wife: I wish i was a newspaper so i'd be in your hand all day
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so i could have a new one every day !