A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

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In which: America adds the countrys into a group chat. Shenanigans ensue. -------------------------------------------------------- !Warnings! for; - Mentions of historical events - Cursing - Dark Humor (bad humor in general probably) - OOC Characte...

#america #australia #belarus #canada #chatfic #countryhumans #estonia #finland #france #germany #indonesia #italy #japan #malaysia #mexico #newzealand #northkorea #philippines #poland #russia #southkorea #thirdreich #ukraine #unitedkingdom #ussr

New fighters arrive! - 1k special: the sequel

Start from the beginning

by UserExeNotFound

New York: oh fuck nah

California: this chat gon' be a shithole

Canada: it is already.

Canada: why do you think the chat is called "A mistake"?

Alberta: oh well...

Canada: oh! Alberta! i saw Quebec is here too?

Alberta: yes, she is being salty again through. =(

Canada: oh well thats just how she is, eh?

Mexico: LETS CHANGE THE TOPIC!!!!!!

Mexico: YOU PEOPLE HAVE A NICKNAME FEATURE AND ME AND VENE ARE DEF GONNA USE IT!!!!!!!!

Venezuela changed their name to "The Arepa is mine!"

Mexico has changed their name to "Salsa is everywhere"

Salsa is everywhere changed Canada's name to "The nice one"

Salsa is everywhere changed Alberta's name to "An angel"

New York changed their name to "The Empire State"

The Empire State changed California's name to "The Golden State"

The Empire State changed Ohio's name to "Bro u sheltered"

The Empire State changed Québec's name to "Salty bitch"

The Golden State: bro u fucking escalated.

Salty Bitch: EX-FUCKING-CUSE YA FUCKTARD?!

Salty Bitch: MEET ME BEHIND Y'ALLS FUCKING DENNY'S I WILL FUCKING PUNCH YA IN YO FACE, KICK OUT YO KNEECAPS AND DESTROY YO NONE EXISTENT DICK!

An angel: Quebec please! calm down!

Salty Bitch: Alberta, darling. This bastard called me a bitch. I will destroy him.

An angel: I AM MAKING QUICHE FOR YOU IF YOU STOP!!

Salty Bitch:

Salty Bitch: I'm comming over.

Salty Bitch: I won't forget this, fucktard.

The Empire State: man what a bitch

The nice one: New York u should stop.

The nice one: Quebec is serious with this shit.

The nice one: she will meet u behind a Denny's if she really wants to.

The Empire State: okay

The Empire State: only becuz u mad nice dude

The nice one: thanks.

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