"I think Kentrell's having more fun than Nasir. You sure this ain't his party?" Tyler asked as she walked over to me holding Nasir
I've noticed my son has a thing for pretty girls lately, but for some reason he's obsessed with Tyler
"Dana" Kentrell called out to her
"What asshole?"
Just as she looked up Kentrell shot her with a bullet and burst out laughing
"Somebody need to shoot his ass. Always bothering people" sherhonda fussed, eating a cupcake and Kentrell looked at her some type of way before shooting her too and I laughed
"He's an asshole"
"Uncle ken ain came to play" kendell said as he walked out the back wearing a whole nerf vest that held dozens of bullets, carrying one of the mega blaster guns. He started shooting at everybody and all the kids took off running
"Daddy!" Kemoni squealed while laughing as she hid behind Kentrell
"Nigga where you get that shit from?" Kentrell asked and kendell shrugged
"Offline. I told y'all I was coming prepared"
Kendell then pointed the gun at momma, Derek and sherhonda then started shooting, landing a bullet in sherhonda's cupcake
"You gone make me cutcho ass boy"
Kendell started laughing and Nasir reached for him so he grabbed him from Tyler
"Kemoni" Ben called her name while he sat in a chair. She moved from behind Kentrell and started to walk over to him. Just as she got close enough, he shot her with a gun and she screamed before laughing and took off running over to kaleb
"Y'all this boy is shooting my ass up" tip laughed while she tried to run from Bryson, who was chasing her with a gun and Jamie laughed
"Like father like son"
"I honestly don't know if this party was for the kids or the bigger kids" momma commented and I shrugged
"I mean it Issss Kentrell AND Nasir's birthday" I reminded her before shooting her upside the head with the gun I held in my hand and she was about to say something but stopped So I laughed
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After they sing happy birthday, surprisingly we got all of the kids to sit down to give them cake
"Babe hold this" I handed Kentrell the smash cake that Nasir had yet to touch and I grabbed Nasir from him, sitting him in the high chair. Just as I was putting Nasir in his seat I heard some kind of splat noise that made me turn around. Ben has ran off laughing and the cake Kentrell was holding was now covered all over his face
"Oh shit" I dropped my mouth open and he looked at me some type of way
"You did that shit on purpose ain it?"
"No. I didn't even know he was gone do that" I quickly defended myself but Kentrell has already wiped some of the icing off of his face and mushed it on my face
Nasir clapped and laughed while watching until Ben grabbed one of the cupcakes and mushed it in my baby's face causing him to give the meanest look Ive ever seen him give
"Now why you bother my grand baby lol boy?" Sherhonda asked Ben and Nasir just sat there with a mug on his face
"Come on papas" I picked him right back up and he grabbed my face, mushing his against mine wiping the icing on me and I groaned
"Nooo. Why are boys so messy?"
"I done ma" Kemoni said as she tapped my leg. I looked down at her and saw she was covered with cake too and I sighed
"I'm never having kids again"
"Come on mama" Kentrell picked Kemoni up and walked off with her to go clean both of them off and Nasir grabbed my face again. Just when I thought he was giving me a kiss on the cheek, instead he was actually licking the icing off of my face
"Eww stop" I laughed while grabbing napkins and wiped his face off then put him down so I could wipe my own face
"Noel. You finally made it a whole year without getting pregnant again. Congratulations" Dana laughed and I stuck my middle finger up at her
"Fuck you"
"Don't speak too soon" Elena butted in while she reached into Kennedi's diaper bag and passed Kd a bottle "you know they just went on that lil baecation not too long ago. Ain't no tellin what they brought back with them"
"We ain't brought nothin back and that's a promise. We gone enjoy the two we got and if I want some more I got a niece and a bunch of bad ass nephews to remind me why we don't need nomore"
"You must be talkin bout Bryson and Kaleb cause my baby ain't bad" Kayla responded while she ran her hands through Micah's curly hair as he ate the icing off of his cake
"Lie again. That nigga got mean as shit" Ben told her and she made a face
"Because of y'all"
"Ma" Nasir walked up to me and reached out for me to pick him up so I did
"And you can't call nobody kids bad Noel. Yours the worst two" liyah told me while she pointed at Nasir and Kemoni, who was walking behind Kentrell back over to where we were
"My babies ain bad" Kentrell spoke up and momma rolled her eyes
"Outta all the kids in this room. Kemoni alone is the worse"
Hearing her name being said, Kemoni frowned and walked back over to the table to sit down and I laughed
"I'm sick of y'all coming for my daughter. She just act like that one right there" I pointed at Kentrell
"Both of em act like you. That's why I see a lotta fights in their future" Elena told Kentrell and he shook his head
"Nah. My kids gone catch mufuckas and pop they ass. When they get old enough both they asses goin to the shooting range"
"No you ain't turning my babies into some shooters" momma spoke up and took Nasir from me "Ima have to kidnap you from yo momma and daddy"
"You can't take my baby" I frowned and Nasir looked at me with a smile then turned to look at momma
"Why not? I turned yo daughter into one"
"Noel ain't shooting nobody. That girl might have a lotta mouth now but she ain't pulling no trigger"
"Tell em again momma" I agreed with her and both Kentrell and Ben kissed their teeth making me laugh
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