The Next Raid

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Killer: GUYS!!!!

Dust: What?

Horror: ?

Nightmare: what

Cross: :3 ?

Killer: So you know how the Area 51 raid like failed.

Dust: It did?

Killer: Yeah. This one guy got shot. People were just standing outside.

Horror: mega oof

Nightmare: That's sad

Cross: poor them

Killer: So I have this idea.

Dust: Okaaay

Killer: Let's raid Nasa.

Horror: What why?

Dust: Yeah why?

Killer: Cause!!! They're literary a space thing! Who knows what they have!

Cross: oooooh

Nightmare: I still don't understand this alien stuff.

Killer: bitch-

Nightmare: Don't bitch me.

Dust: When?

Killer: November 16th.

Horror: Oh okay I'm up.

Cross: sure. The author can actually come to the raid.

Me: SHHHHHHHHH SHUSH

Cross: And I oop

Horror: Shut up you vsco girl

Cross: I'm a ocsv boy-

Horror: I don't care-

Killer: Alright we have the whole team. You Nightmare?

Nightmare: sure?

Killer: :D

Nightmare: All I want is hand sanitizer that kills 100% of the germs.

Dust: same.

Horror: bruh where's Error

Error: Okay- I'm ready-

Killer: But the raid isn't until November 16th

Error: Too bad.

Killer: Oof.

Nightmare: I'll be ready-

Cross: same.

Horror: Okay I have a paper!

Killer: for what?

Horror: sign ups. For the raid

Killer: Oh!

Me: Sign here.

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