The Bad Sans' Being Random

Deep thoughts

Nobody:

Nobody on earth:

Not a single soul in the world:

Dust: Yo, I woke up thinking about how many times you have to throw up in a baby's mouth to make it cry.

Killer: BRO

Horror: WTF SERIOUSLY 

Cross: Once probably.

Killer: YOU'RE ANSWERING THAT?!?!?!

Cross: yes.

Nightmare: I agree with Cross. One time. If they don't then wow.

Cross: Now I want to see how many times.

Horror: actually yeah same here.

Error: what did I miss?

Killer: Dust just said he woke up thinking about how many times you have to barf in a baby's mouth for it to cry.

Error: I saw Ink do it once with palette. It was sad. So I can say once.

Killer: wait... What...

Error: yeah it was disturbing...

Killer: ew.

Error: My same reaction.

Cross: Hm. Guys I just thought of something.

Nightmare: What?

Cross: Why are there parking lots at bars if we're not supposed to drink and drive?

Horror: Holy shit you're right...

Killer: Wow.

Nightmare: Hm... If the temperature rises then when we go to space why is it so cold?

Error: how are you thinking of this?!

Nightmare: *idk noise*

Killer: yo. If you cut off your leg will it hurt?

Horror: Yeah duh.

Killer: How?!

Horror: Cause you cut off your leg.

Killer: What happens to the pain in the leg?!

Horror: Well you see-- wait.

Killer: EXACTLY

Horror: Holy shit!

Killer: WHERES THE PAIN?!?!?!

Horror and Killer: IF YOUR LEG IS CUT OFF!!!!

Dust: idiots.

Error: ikr

Nightmare: Can they stop screaming?!

Cross: omfg.