travis: no! i lost my coolness!!
cooper: whoever is throwing that blue shell can suck my dick!
josh: play mario kart with me or im gonna steal your fucking toes
kara: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF IF ANGEL DOESNT ASK ME TO HOMECOMING!!!
junky: we'd die so im in
ty: it's a fucking conspiracy. how can every single science teacher that ever taught me since year 7 just leave school like that... something's up
joko: SHUT UP YOU DICKASS PENIS BRAIN
angel: yeah so what im gay? the real question is why the fuck are kinder eggs illegal
ted: i stole food from the gays, which makes me a homophobe, but then i gave it to the other gays, which kind of makes me a gay icon.
sneeg: i am not a homosapien i am a heterosapien
wilbur: im here, im queer, and i ate a deer.
carson: there will be no cock and ball torture in this classroom.
mikey: issac newton invented applesauce
sam: i do cocaine. dont worry, its a prescription.
schlatt: im too gay for this goodbye
nick: im not dirty minded! i just have sexy imaginations!
connor: IM BI AND READY TIO DIE!!
antvenom: my dick fell out of my pants once
captainsparklez: vowore??
altrive: i don’t know what i want to do for the rest of my life. all I know is that i like cheerios.
ryan: if you drank 280 milligrams of caffeine at once, i think you'd go into cardiac arrest. anyone wanna test it out with me after school?
arlus: why does air stick to skin
beef: remember when you thought i was straight
jimmy: i try my best to make my fails iconic
josh: im hungry, im gay, and im pretty sure that my parrot is trying to kill me. all of those are arranged by urgency.
burren: oh look the peasants are coming
luemas: shoes are for straights
weest:if i could inject orange juice into my bloodstream i'd be happy
mason: dont die that's too much paperwork
charlie: alexa, release the serotonin
billy: oh cool i can die now
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