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joko, tweeting: I JUST GOT ROBBED OF MY OREOS AND ALMOST MY CHIPS

cooper, using joko's account to tweet back: theif here- it was bc he slapped my pizza on the ground this morning

joko: IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE OK

cooper: theif here again, for the memes isnt a good cause for slapping a perfectly good pizza onto the ground

joko: bitch i was feeding the fucking ants they're starving

cooper: theif here again, bullshit

joko: bitch i'll break your fucking knees im sitting right next to you

cooper: i'll break your fucking knees dickass

joko: shut

cooper: shut bøømür fuck up

joko: bowomer?

cooper, 10 minutes later: theif here, chips were stolen lmao

joko: THEY WERE DONATED YOU FUCKING CUNT LICKER

cooper: cunt means pussy so yes

joko: bitch

joko, 5 minutes later: FUCK I DIDNT GET THEM BACK

cooper: he was fast but i was faster

joko: I MISSED MY FUCKING CHANCE

cooper: the oreo's were delish

joko: im gonna fucking cry this is harassment

a/n: hi this was based off a real thing lmao- it happened like 20 minutes ago- its on my twitter @astrobabeyyy lmao

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