schlatt: look i’m not gay or anything, i mean okay sure i think wilbur is hot but that’s just an objective fact he is objectively attractive, that’s not just like my judgement or anything its just the way it is. and it’s not like i fantasize about kissing him or anything - okay i mean only when i’m drunk and then that ONE time when i was sober but that doesn’t mean anything. if i liked boys i would know i mean i only made out with a guy in high school a few times and i don’t even know if i liked it, like it was fine but it’s not like we had sex. jerking off together doesn’t count anyway the point is wilbur is stupid and i’m not into him i just need to know where he is what he’s doing and how he’s feeling at all times because he’s my rival, you know?
techno:
techno: schlatt we're trying to win minecraft monday
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incorrect smplive vol. 1
Humorthings the boys said but everything isnt too correct this is a joke btw so dont think its anything else. respect everyone's boundries with shipping or im going to break yo fucking knees volume 2 is out yo highest rankings: #1 in sneegsnag sept. 6, 2...
