carson: everytime i hear someone talking about updog, im torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
travis: ok but what's updog??
josh: updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
cooper: no, that’s a hot dog. an updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
junky: you’re thinking of an update. updog is when you end an sentence with a rising intonation.
joko: no, that’s uptalk. you’re thinking of the fourth largest city in sweden.
connor: surely, that’s uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in harry potter.
sneeg: that’s aragog. updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
poke: you’re thinking of epsilon. updog is an upward-moving air current.
angel: no, that’s an updraft. updog isn’t a noun at all. it’s a verb. it basically means to chew someone out or harshly lecture them.
kara: no, that’s upbraid. an updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.
ty: no, that’s a puppy dog. an updog is when the mets win.
mason: no, that’s an upset. an updog is the modern version of a henway.
schlatt: oh what's a henway??
mason: about ten pounds
everyone: *starts cheering*
a/n: i saw this as a thread on tumblr and y'all know i had to make it smplive
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