Love Me Bro

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Stop this drama

bday boi changed his username Neko_Lord

Neko_Lord changed the groupchat name ONLY BREAKTIME HRS TALKING BOSS HITMAN BANG AYO IS MAD AS HECK WE ALWAYS ON PHONES LIKE SUM DAD YALL

Neko_Lord: I BELIEVE THAT THE RAINBOW WE SEE IS BECAUSE WE ARE GAY AND THAT JESUS ACTUALLY LOVES GAY

Cool hyung: hueningkai what the fuck

Beomguy; who gave the 2 year old drugs

Soobun: TAEHYUN?!

Teahyun; im not gonna lie, we're feeling sad earlier because were failing maths so we need some happy time.. right kai?

Neko_Lord: AYE AYE QUEEN

Soobun: which 'happy' time are you two on?

Cool hyung: pls dont tell me its drugs i cannot deal with that

beomguy: jdjeikkr what the fucK is going on???

Teahyun: so BASICALLY, i am smart as heck with numbers unlike soobin hyung right? but i didnt study bc beomgyu and i are on arcades yesterday, hueningkai wanted to join me for fun and we saw kim seokjin sunbaenim and he gave us slurpees from 711 and brain freeze happened, kim seokjin said i quote “its just the aliens controlling us.” thus exist the Neko Lord

Neko_Lord: DONT SKIP THE PART THAT ITS 10 SLURPEES 5 FOR EACH ONE OF US

Soobun: KANG FUCKING TAEHYUN ARE U MAD SERIOUS RN?

Teahyun: i see the rainbow everywhere rn so i guess

Neko_Lord: OMYGOD ME TOOOOO

Cool hyung: guys we still need to practice like later at 4 its 3pm already

Beomguy: nah let them be stupid and embarrass themselves. im gonna unknow them in my life 💀

Soobun: unknow is not a word

Neko_Lord: Hey heY IT IS A WORD, I PUT THAT ON SCRAMBLE LAST NIGHT RIGHT??

Teahyun: haahahahaha omg kai u r stupid cute

Soobun: Did you just flirt on my boyfriend?

Neko_Lord: omWHAT IM JUST A BOYFRIEND? I THOUGHT WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED ON A BEACH BINNIE? 😭😭😭😭😭

Teahyun: thats why that should be me......

Soobun: WHAT IS GOING ON???

Beomgyu-bee messaged Yeonjun-pie

Beomgyu-bee: hyung? im scared do you think the hyperness and drug would wear off soon?

Yeonjun-pie: i think jin sunbaenim dont know that theres something on the drink like alcohol. But they will be fine as long as no one vomits and acts normal later

 

ONLY BREAKTIME HRS TALKING BOSS AYO HITMAN BANG IS MAD AS HECK WE ALWAYS ON PHONES LIKE SUM DAD YALL

Soobun: OMG TAEHYUN DID U VOMIT

Teahyun; need 119

Neko_Lord: 911****

Soobun: Im telling the managers to cancel our practice today , THE TWO OF YOU will stay with me at the dorm and will drink water understood?

Teahyun: .... daddy?

Soobun: DO I LOOK LIKE—

Neko_Lord: can we watch frozen?

Soobun: FINE but no singing or ELSE

Teahyun: Els...a

Soobun: OJDIROKDFIFKD 💀💀💀💀💀

 

Beomgyu-bee and Yeonjun-pie

Yeonjun-pie: ooop it cancelled

Beomgyu-bee; taehyun is already canCELLED since he told u my feelings bro

Yeonjun-pie: HKDK I MEANT OUR PRACTICES ALSO DID U JUST CALL ME BRO? 😭

Beomgyu-bee: oh

Beomgyu-bes: u saw nothing

Yeonjun-pie: SCREENSHOOTTT

Beomgyu-bee: go AWaY

Yeonjun-pie: not anymore!

Beomgyu-bee: okay

Yeonjun-pie; well.. since our practice was cut off and the three are at home.. do you wanna go at the arcades and shopping?

Beomgyu-bee: if its ur treat

Yeonjun-pie: I DONT VOMIT MONEY MAN 💀

Beomgyu-bee: 😭 AWW... FINE bUT if i beat u at the arcades u R gonna buy me something 😜

Yeonjun-pie: and if i win u r gonna do something for me

Beomgyu-bee: I WILL BEAT U

Yeonjun-pie: u wish 😘

 

Cool hyung messaged Soobun

Cool hyung; SOOBIN HELP HELP JEJHJRDK FIRST DATE

Soobun: wow hyung our practice just cancelled and u already went to a date

Soobun: WAIT WITH BEOMGYU??!

Cool hyung; YES AND IM SCARED IM PROBABLY GONNA FUCKED UP

Soobun; yeah knowing you.. but hey, just tell him the truth

Cool hyung: what if im too late? What if he .. doesnt like me anymore?

Soobun; rip

Cool hyung: SOOBIN JDJDJDKH