What you text them when your bored

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Henry
Y/N: so I'm sitting there..
           
H: ok?

Y/N : and I'm washing my ass and I'm washing it really fast

H:baby I DON'T need to know

Y/N: and they were so pointy

H: please stop

Y/N: 👏

H:?

Y/N: do you know that I stabbed my asshole?

H:I'm done 😂

Patrick
Y/N : ah ha aye

P: hey baby

Y/N: it's yo boi

P: what?

Y/N : uh skinny penis

P: DO I HAVE A SKINNY PENIS?!

Victor
Y/N: ALRIGHT PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

V: what?!

Y/N: PUT IT IN

V: Y/N im scared

Y/N: sir,  your facing the wrong way..

V: I'm scared are you ok?

Y/N: oh hehe ALRIGHT PUT IT IN.

Belch
Y/N: YOU THINK YOUR THE BUZZ LIGHT YEAR?!

B: What?

Y/N: OH AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACTTT

B:?

Y/N: HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S THE REAL BuZz lIgHt YeAR

B:...

Y/N: Your mocking me aren't you?

B: I'm so scared

Y/N: oh no no no BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN

Y/N: WHERE

B: I'm so confused

Y/N: *awkward uncomfortable music*

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