When they use retarded pick up lines

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Sorry I haven't posted in awhile just didn't have any ideas oh well.-Author

Henry
"hey hey hey Y/N?" "yes henry? What can I do for you" "did you sit in sugar? Cause you've got a sweet ass" "really henry? That was so fucking dumb" "HAHAHAHAHA"

Patrick
"Y/N you make my software turn into a hardware. *giggles*
"Oh my god patrick that was dumb as fuck".

Victor
"h-hey Y/N uhm did it hurt when you feel from heaven?" *blushes* " heheh Victor that was so cute"

Belch
"hey Y/N can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" "*sigh* belch. We are already dating" "*gasp* pick up lines do work*".

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