Lauren comes out of her room.
Lauren: Hey dad.
Me: What's up?
Lauren: Did you know that if there was a planet with life on it right now that is 65 million light years away and if they had a telescope that could see that far and pointed it at us they would see dinosaurs roaming the earth.
Me: Yeah, I know that.
Lauren: Well, okay then.
She heads back in to her room.
One hour later she comes back out.
Lauren: Dad.
Me: Yes?
Lauren: Why the hell don't you have anxiety? That is crazy! They are watching dinosaurs right now, right here, this very minute! Dinosaurs dad, dinosaurs! I need a Xanax dad.
Me: Where am I going to get Xanax? You need to stop watching National Geographic Channel. Leave me alone already!
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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.
Non-FictionMy daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.
