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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

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TheAlvarezChronicles By TheAlvarezChronicles Updated Feb 08

My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

DebbieHill7 DebbieHill7 Mar 18
So much fun reading this....reminds me of my "blonde" daughter!!  LMAO
Oh gosh.  My room is in the basement and my dad likes to open my window but forgets to shut it.  Meaning it's not rare for me to find bugs in my room.  One time l even woke up to a spider on my face *shivers*
HardeeBurger HardeeBurger Feb 08, 2016
I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
                              She can always eat tortillas.
TARUNI_7709 TARUNI_7709 Nov 02, 2016
Nyc and hilarious father daughter stories,I wish I could spend more time with papa :/
rvjoswick1 rvjoswick1 Apr 18, 2016
Im still reeling!! Seriously!  Youve definitely 
                              got a 'keeper' in that one! (And you may have to 'keep her' if she doesnt grow outta some of it!!)
Lhian_Ackerman Lhian_Ackerman Jun 11, 2016
I used to joke around with my dad that I had a long distance relationship with someone. And if he asked, "Who?" I'd smile and tell him it was our refrigerator.