Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

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TheAlvarezChronicles By TheAlvarezChronicles Updated Oct 24, 2017

My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

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SugarStereo SugarStereo Dec 22, 2017
From experience I can tell there are a lot. I'm one of them. How can't I not have more than two plates of food? I'm not kidding. Adolescents need nutrition! Seriously. African parents are the worst. But the best at the same. I really can't explain. I'm still hungry tho.
Sociopathic-Llama Sociopathic-Llama Nov 19, 2017
I wouldn’t recommend it, unless you’re prepared to fall on your ass.
Sociopathic-Llama Sociopathic-Llama Nov 19, 2017
I get so confused over the terminology. Dominos refers to either the game or the pieces used in the game, and it’s just... what?
papalanku papalanku Jan 13
okay, but have we found out the answer to her question? It sounded like it was gonna be a joke 😊
HardeeBurger HardeeBurger Feb 08, 2016
I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
                              She can always eat tortillas.
                              
                              :-)
TARUNI_7709 TARUNI_7709 Nov 02, 2016
Nyc and hilarious father daughter stories,I wish I could spend more time with papa :/