Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

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TheAlvarezChronicles By TheAlvarezChronicles Updated Jul 30

My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

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I always think of Assassins creed for that lol or ninja 😂 (same thing kind of though)
Lol careful for there might be a sparkly vampire lurking nearby too 😂😂😂😂
LillianHark LillianHark Oct 02
Lmao my friend has this roll of fat on her stomach and she calls it her food baby
LillianHark LillianHark Oct 02
I'm just laughing on the floor and smacking my forehead hard
HardeeBurger HardeeBurger Feb 08, 2016
I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
                              She can always eat tortillas.
                              
                              :-)
TARUNI_7709 TARUNI_7709 Nov 02, 2016
Nyc and hilarious father daughter stories,I wish I could spend more time with papa :/