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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

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TheAlvarezChronicles By TheAlvarezChronicles Updated Oct 23, 2017

My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

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bav326nAq bav326nAq Jun 11
They're for letters. Look at the back of an envelope at the top right hand corner. There's one there. Pretty, huh. 😂😂😂
bav326nAq bav326nAq Jun 11
I'm crying. I'm actually crying because of how much this means to me. PS I am a bisexual female
bav326nAq bav326nAq Jun 11
I'm good at chess, but no one taught me how to play dominoes.
HardeeBurger HardeeBurger Feb 08, 2016
I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
                              She can always eat tortillas.
TARUNI_7709 TARUNI_7709 Nov 02, 2016
Nyc and hilarious father daughter stories,I wish I could spend more time with papa :/
rvjoswick1 rvjoswick1 Apr 18, 2016
Im still reeling!! Seriously!  Youve definitely 
                              got a 'keeper' in that one! (And you may have to 'keep her' if she doesnt grow outta some of it!!)