Another set of conversations with Lauren through her closed bedroom door.
#1
Lauren- Dad!
Me- Yeah?
Lauren- I am going to become a Presbyterian!
Me- Okay.
Lauren- Do you want to become one with me?
Me- No.
Lauren- Seriously dad you need to lose weight too!
Me- Yeah, I don't think that word means what you think it means.
#2
Lauren- OMG Dad why are baseball players so hot?
Me- Shut up.
#3
Lauren- Dad! We were supposed to be watching Orion meteor showers right now!
Me- Oh yeah, I forgot about them. Let me get my shoes!
I get my shoes and go to her room and the door is locked.
Me- I thought we were watching the meteor showers?
My phone beeps. I get a text message from her that reads "Too late" and a link to a site where I can see the meteor showers "live".
She ignores me all the next day. lol
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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.
Non-FictionMy daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.
