Hansel? said Gretel, Please put on the kettle
A witch is coming to stay
Get the biscuits out, quick!
To make her so full she's sick
is our primary aim of today.
We'll have gingerbread men, as a welcome, and then
We'll feed her until she's in pain
I'll force on her, cake
that I've just freshly baked
then I'll litter breadcrumbs down the lane
And the vultures will come! To gobble every crumb!
When we'll catch them at once to keep
Then we'll drug her hot pie
and we'll bid her goodnight
and wait for her to fall asleep.
As she lies in her slumber, you'll collect us some lumber
to pile upon the fire
Then we'll carry her down
and invite the whole town
to watch her grow crisp on the pyre.
Riding Hood will say 'Good!' when the tower of wood
sets fire to moany Snow White
'cause she's become a pain
her dwarves drive us insane
so we'll kill her off just out of spite.
When the flames have subdued, we'll sort out the feud
that erupts over who gets dibs
on the witch's fried guts
and the finest meat cuts
Would you care for sublime witch's ribs?
At AM, hour third, I'll release the birds
and let them attack all our guests
then I'll serve them with rice
because burnt witch is nice
but slowly cooked neighbours are best.
YOU ARE READING
Poems of a lighthearted nature
PoetryJust some various poems that I'll keep adding to. I really enjoy writing these, so I hope you enjoy reading them too!