Catfish

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Flower: guys i'm going to the store, do you need anything?

Len: I need more bananas

Flower: no

Len: then why did you even ask

Flower: who ever said I was talking to you?

Len:

Len: You're an ass

Flower: noted

Oliver: Flower can I go with youuuuu? oUo

Flower: sure, why not

Oliver: *Naruto runs to the car*

Fukase: can I come too?

Flower: I guess

Fukase: :D

Len: can.... I go?

Flower: no

Len: YOU IS A BITCH

Flower: Piko can you watch this thing while we're gone?

Piko: sure

*Flower walks out and drives away with Oliver and Fukase*

Len: she hatesss meeeeeeee

Piko: well what do you want me to do about it?

Len:... just something

Piko: *deeply sighs* fine. I'll maybe try

Len: *happiness noises*

Len: also i've been meanin to ask... where the hell do you get your money????

Piko: wELL... it's complicated stuff

Len: oh

Piko: do you wanna destroy Fukases world in minecraft?

Len: sure

Piko: we can blame it on James

Len: >:D

       OvEr To FlOwEr FukAsE aNd OlIvEr

Flower: *drives up to a humane society*

Fukase: *le gasp* ARE WE GONNA GET A PET?!?

Flower: yep. and we're using Pikos money

Oliver: Yayyyy!!

Flower: oK let's go

*they all walk in*

Oliver: I WANT A KITTY CAT

Fukase: ME TOO

Flower: ok

*they look at the cats*

Fukase: I want that one that's really fat and it looks like it hates everything

Oliver: yeah!!

Flower: welp, I guess we've made our choice

*on the drive home*

Fukase: what should we name him?

Oliver: hmmmmm

Flower: how about.... Catfish?

Fukase: awww that's cute! that's a great name

Oliver: I wanna eat fish now

Catfish: *attempting to kill Oliver:

Oliver: awwwwwww

*back at home*

*Flower busts through the door with Catfish*

Fukase: wassup fuckers

Piko: why do you have a cat?!?

Fukase: *flips him off* fuck you that's why

Len: why is it so obese?

Flower: he just is now shut up

Oliver: *eating a raw fish*

Piko: YOU GUYS BETTER HAVE NOT OF USED MY FUCKING MONEY

Fukase: tOo BaD sO sAd

Piko: YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SUCK AND TIRED OF ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT. SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME *storms out the door*

Flower: oh well

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