Teacher: Class! We have a new student! Ella? Come up here and introduce yourself!
Ella: *walks up front.. Hi. I'm Ella...
Ella: *thinks- I'm an alien from a planet far away, my Cepan died, I'm the youngest Garde and I have Legacies. I almost was killed by my grandfather who is an evil alien leader, who lead the Mogadorians in destroying Earth.
Ella: I like drawing.
Teacher: Good! Now take a seat!
...Next day...
Teacher: Your Math projects are being presented today! Ella, you joined this class late, you don't have to present.
Ella: ok!
Student one: I am doing three ways to make 18
Student one: 8+10..
Ella: Nooooo, He's with 7! Stupid!
Teacher: Pardon me?
Ella: Nothing...
Student one: 9+9
Ella: Two of him? Ha. Say goodbye to your sanity!
Teacher: Ella, is there something wrong?
Ella: no..
Student one: and 4+5+9!
Ella: HA! Hahahaha! Haaaaahaaa ahaha... Gaaaaaaaay! Hahaha!
Teacher: Excuse me!?
Ella: Oh, sorry! I'm sorry! Um.. inside... joke?
...Next day...
Teacher: Ok! So what do you guys think evil aliens look like?
Student two: draws purple furry blob with squiggly arms and teeth.
Ella: oh wow, so scary... I'll bet that would make you spend half your life in fear for sure! And definitely the type of monster that would kill your Cepan.NOT!
Teacher: ELLA! Want detention? How many minutes will you do?
Ella: you tell me!
Teacher: Go do 9!
Ella: *snort. BahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HahahahahahahahahahHAhahahahahahahahahah!
Ok we'll see how he likes that! HA!
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Lorien Legacies Shorts
HumorFor the Lorien Legacies lovers who just can't get enough of the AWESOME book series, here are some scenarios that only the fans will get! They will definitely make you laugh if you are a true fan!
