His Queen

ice cream and sweet ass

A/n: there will be smut in this chater, not good smut, but smut, also two updates in a row, noice, duces~❤
Harley pov:

I smile and curl up next to mister min as we both start eating ice cream and watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s, I laugh and smile at some parts while filling up my mouth with vanilla ice cream.

"Pudding this ice cream is super good~ where did you get it?"

"From my di-"

"Finish that sentence and you get no ass tonight"

"-i love you, I got it from basket Robin all the way across the town, just for you doll face"

"Aw that's so kind of you mister min~ you'll get double the ass this week then, and-" I sit up and flash him, revealing my black laces panties

"- I wore the laced panties that you like on me" I smile at him and lick my lips seductively at him, making sure he was looking at me

Joker pov:

God damn, my harley is extreamly fucking sexy

"I am the luckiest man in the world to have you harley, even though you can be a bit annoying at times" he pouted and put his night gown back down, crossing his arms

"No double ass anymore, just ass once a day now, just because of your stupid comment you meanie head"

"Harley, baby, doll face, you know I didnt mean it that way" I held his hips

"Too late for the, the damage is already done, thank you very much but now this annoying ass is going to eat his ice cream in his room and wallow in self pity, good night" he got up as I groaned, now I'm not gonna get any ass for the week, just for today maybe.

"Hurry up, I'll only give you my ass for an hour or two so make it snappy because this doll face has other things that he wants to do" I smirked as he walked into my room in nothing and took off my pants and boxers, just leaving me in my shirt.

"You better enjoy this while it lasts, this is the only ass you are ever gonna get for this week, and no, you're not allowed to go out and cheat on me just for ass"

" damn it, you know me all too well dont you doll face"

"Sadly yes, yes I do, but this conversation is waiting you're time to fuck me, so I suggest you shut up and fuck me already" he placed him self on my lap, going down on me and moaning loudly in the process while i groan

"Fuck baby, you're always to right for me aren't you, so good doll face" I thrusted up into him slightly, enjoying the heat of the moment, I kissed him as he started to bounce himself on me like a good little pet.

"I know I am mister min, which is why you're not allowed to cheat on me, because you're never gonna find an ass like mine" he grinned at me as I raised my eyebrow

"You seem so cocky baby boy, I love it when you're like this" I bit his neck as he moaned out, losing strength as I decided to pound into his nice ass at an animalistic pace.

"Fuck, puddin, you're so good, it's so amazing mister min, I can feel it so deep inside of me" he squealed as I slapped his ass, he came after a couple of more powerful thrusts. Then I came inside him after, putting a plug into him.

"Damn baby boy, I didnt think you're ass would have been that amazing, I'm at a loss of words because of how fucking good your ass was doll face"

"I know, that's why I said that you wont ever be able to find another person with an ass like mine" he giggled and smiled at me, I kissed him and we cuddled, my cute little baby boy he is, fuck he is so good with that ass. Guess I'll have to resort to my hand and pictures for the rest of the week, I groaned loudly

"You're still not getting ass no matter how hard you try daddy~" he smiled and giggled at me as I groaned even louder, he knows exactly what he is doing to me.

And need less to say

I fucking love it

Maybe

I fucking love

Him.