stranger- stenbrough

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bill: hey who's this?

?: um... why?

bill: my friend sent me your number.

?: do i know you?

bill: no, do i know you...?

?: what's your name?

bill: bill

?: good, well i don't know you so have a great day.

bill: wait you never told me your name

?: why should i?

bill: um what if i know you.

?: you don't, ik am a antisocial butterfly who spends his life in his room.

bill: well what if we had some sort of history you don't remember.

?: okay, fine i'm stanley.

bill: stanley? doesn't ring a bell lol

bill: but maybe i can call you stan?

stan: no

bill: flat stanley?

stan: no

bill: stan the man?

stan: no

bill: ooouui that's my new name for you!!

stan the man: your weird i hope you know that.

bill: thanks ;)

stan the man: that wasn't a compliment dummy

bill: ouch

stan the man: okay well i guess i'll just go now.

bill: why were having so much fun!

stan the man: but i don't even know you. why would your friend give you my number?

bill: do you know anyone by the name richie?

stan the man: okay bye

bill: what?

bill: stan

bill: stanley

bill: stan the man

bill: stannnnnn

stan the man: what

bill: what happened?

stan the man: i know richie. he's a fucking douche bag.

bill: what he's legit the funniest

stan the man: why the fuck did he give you my number?

bill: idk he said we would be good friends.

stan the man: oh my gosh...

bill: so you live here in derry?

stan the man: yea

bill: we should link :)

stan the man: what if your just setting me up right now and richie didn't give you my number and your just some psychopath waiting to kill me.