Ch. 30- Tit-Smith & Bone Daddy vs. Piss Gremlin & Shiny Metapod

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Washing Machine: I'm... scared?? Kind of?? That was so cute????

Mr. Sandman: Need me a freak like that,,

Googly-Eyes: AHEM

Mr. Sandman: SHUTUPSHUTUP

Icy T H O T: That was almost as cute as Izuku wow

Bone hurty juice: HNngh-

In the Arms of an Angel: Midoriya's cute but not as cute as Fumi

Fucknugget: ...Mezou I have a reputation-

TheAndroidSentByTensei: That's cute, but none of you are a match for my dear Yuuga!

~Shishtar Shparkles~: *(*'∀`*)☆

Candyman: Valid arguments, but... Kouda

Force Palm: He's got you all there. Kouda's adorable.

My Little Pony: Um?? Bondo????

:3c: Yeah! Our class sweetheart!

Gravity don't mean too much to me: I'm sorry, but do you really think Bondo stands a chance against our beloved Kouda?

Penis Enlargement Pills: We know he does

Norbert: This means war.

MandickTheTittySmithy: You're goddamn right it does.

Fucknugget: We'll meet at the beach at dusk. Be there or be square.

Princess Peach: Jokes on you, both of my parents are legally trapezoids.

Ada Wong: Your parents are traps?

Princess Peach: Wait-

Ada Wong: It seems you've activated my trap card.

Princess Peach: ...KAIBARA TAKE HIS RIGHTS

Ada Wong: wAI

Washing Machine: Done.

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: I can't believe you just erased my boyfriend from existence.

VerifiedInTheEyesOfGod: How does taking his rights make him cease to exist?

Washing Machine: The three unalienable rights: Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Taking life means he pops out of our plane of existence.

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: First of all, that's?? An American thing why do you know that?? Second of all, Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness-

:3c: wE FOUGHT FOR THESE IDEALS WE SHOULDN'T SETTLE FOR LESS-

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: THESE ARE WISE WORDS, ENTERPRISING MEN QUOTE EM-

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