Pick up lines Part 6

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979. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

980. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

981. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

982. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

983. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

984. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

985. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

986. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

987. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

988. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

989. Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

990. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

991. If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!

992. This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.

993. I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?

994. Composers always score.

995. Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp!

996. Girl, you give me a tromboner.

997. Good boys deserve more than just fudge.

998. Let's make some sweet music together, honey.

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