His dirty pickup line

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Matt: Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Nash:I'm a zombie, can I eat you

Carter:Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass

Cameron:Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand

Taylor:You run track?, cause I heard you relay want this dick

Jack g😏:I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?

Jack j:I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina

Shawn:I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Hayes:I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.

Sammy:I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face

Nate:They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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