The Story of a Fangirl

Chapter Four

Previously on the story of a fangirl: Last chapter we left our heroines as they were watching an episode of their favorite show !!!

What will happen now ?? Stay tuned to find out!

I really hope you read all that in an announcer-like voice.... otherwise it's just...flat (?)

Anyway,

I'll tell you what is happening in this chapter :

JULY AND I ARE INSIDE ONE OF THOSE BIG FUCKING GARBAGE CANS!

How the F did we get there? I.DON'T.KNOW.

The last thing I remember was July and I drifting off to sleep as we were watching one last episode of our show. Next thing I knew is me waking up cuz I feel cold and not comfortable at all.

And you know why ?? BECAUSE I'M LYING ON FUCKING TRASH.

Litteral trash.

Huh, I guess I'm not that different than them after all...

Anyway.

"July! Wake the fuck up!"

"mMmmmm?"

You know, sometimes I envy my friend or my family because they're heavy sleepers and you could have a war going on right next to them and they would still not wake up. But then I realize that if there's a war going on and you're a light sleeper then you will wake up and be able to hide.

Honestly, I just slap her when it's an emergency.

So I slapped her.

"OW! What was that for ?"

"Emergency"

"What kind?"

"The ' we're inside a fucking garbage can and I don't even know how we got there ' kind"

"Wait. What th-- Oh, WOAH"

"So what do we do now ?"

"Don't ask me"

We just looked at each other for five minutes. (I guess it was five. I didn't have a clock with me, how do you expect me to know without a clock?? EH??)

"Heelllooo. Is this the address?"

Who was that? No idea.

"Psst. Down here"

Who was that? Michelangelo Hamato.

YOu fucking heard me.....

THE FUCKING TURTLE. SUPPOSEDLY FICTIONAL.

I couldn't believe it and neither could July.

So we slightly lifted the lid and watched the scene unfold.

We saw the pizza delivery dude (Holy frick- OH MY GOD IT'S ALREADY STARTING? I CAN'T CURSE ANYMORE ?? Oh my god, I can't curse anymore! CURSE (ah ah, the irony) YOU CHILDREN'S SHOW!!!

SO,

We saw the pizza delivery dude leave.

July and I looked into the other's eye,

lifted the lid

and we did it.