Zodiac signs

The Signs as multiple things (Area 51 Tribute)

I convinced the author to add more than one thang for us, to make up for the hiatus - Gemini

Hi, guys. I've read many zodiac signs books and haven't related to a lot of the things I've read. I'm sure you've felt the same. None of these are 100% accurate. Please don't be upset if you can't relate to something your sign is in, this is all for fun. With that said, thank you for reading my book!

Troublesome Duos:
Capricorn & Libra
Scorpio & Aries
Leo & Aquarius
Virgo & Cancer
Taurus & Pisces
Sagittarius & Gemini

The Signs During Horror Movies:
Cries: Cancer, Taurus, Libra
Screams: Leo, Capricorn, Pisces
Laughs: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
A little bit of all: Aries, Virgo, Gemini

The Signs During the Area 51 Raid
Aries: Literally Naruto runs past a news reporter

Taurus: Brought their extra anime waifu body pillow for the Aliens

Gemini: Brings a cooler full of monster for the fellow weebs and aliens

Cancer: Distracts the guards by pretending they're an alien escapee (It actually works)

Leo: Shows up with Naruto headband, complete memorization of Jutsu Hand Signs, and probably actually makes it in

Virgo: Brings drones to fly in and camps out with their waifu (body pillow)

Libra: Someone runs out of the base with a Libra in hand, completely convinced they're an alien

Scorpio: Runs out of the base with an innocent person, completely convinced they're an alien

Saggytits: The first one to storm past the guards and get shot for being an idiot, but they started the revolution and is the reason aliens and humans are at peace today. They will be in the history books.

Capricorn: Is the one to call upon our overlord, Shaggy, and leaves the raid with two Alien babes AND white Obama

Aquarius: with everything going on, they get arrested for PUBLIC URINATION. Good job. Smh

Pisces: Storms in but sprains their ankle so they have to call their mom to pick them up