Heya! This is an exciting chapter omahgah OOOF - Gemini
Aries- This is how I enter my house... WHATS UP F*cKERS
Taurus- AAAAHH STAP I coulda dropped my croissant!
Gemini- All I f*cking wanted was f*cking bangs. what the fUuU-
Cancer- *Runs up to a pig* IS THAT A CHICKEN???
Leo- Lets do the fork in the garbage disposal! DINGDINGDINGDINGDI-
Virgo- I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag OH YOU SPILLED- WHAHAGYUWAh LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG??
Libra- F*CK Your chickin strips. F*CK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS!
Scorpio- DONT F*CK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! AaAAAHH
Sagittarius- *Has traffic cones on all four limbs while sitting on a car* AND IIIIiIiIIIIiIIIeeyy III ricky? hey...
Capricorn- why u mad; why u sad?; When you can be... GLADE
Aquarius- What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never f*cking learned how to read
Pisces- I'm in me mum's car! vroom vroom! Get out me caar! Aawh ;(
STAI LEGGENDO
Zodiac signs
CasualeIf my friends see this, the first 4 chapters are from like, 2015-2016 or smthn... Scenarios with the Zodiac signs. please dont copy my work...