The Signs as Vines

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Heya! This is an exciting chapter omahgah OOOF - Gemini


Aries- This is how I enter my house... WHATS UP F*cKERS

Taurus- AAAAHH STAP I coulda dropped my croissant!

Gemini- All I f*cking wanted was f*cking bangs. what the fUuU-

Cancer- *Runs up to a pig* IS THAT A CHICKEN???

Leo- Lets do the fork in the garbage disposal! DINGDINGDINGDINGDI-

Virgo- I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag  OH YOU SPILLED- WHAHAGYUWAh LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG??

Libra- F*CK Your chickin strips. F*CK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS!

Scorpio- DONT F*CK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! AaAAAHH

Sagittarius- *Has traffic cones on all four limbs while sitting on a car* AND IIIIiIiIIIIiIIIeeyy III  ricky?    hey...

Capricorn- why u mad; why u sad?; When you can be... GLADE

Aquarius- What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never f*cking learned how to read

Pisces- I'm in me mum's car! vroom vroom! Get out me caar!  Aawh ;(


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