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'Club Penguin 🐧'

RDJ
for the first time ever, ladies and gents. . .
i feel like i won't be sucked into mackie's vortex of utter bullshit because sebastian stan is the one that's doing the typing this time
but please tell me i'm not about to be sucked into yet another vortex of bullshit

Mackie
i hate you rdj
why you gotta burn me like this

Christopher
well vanilla ice is here so don't worry, that burning sensation will subside in no time
and hey, who changed the group chat name to club penguin

Lizzie
chris why are you the one making jokes this time
and yeah who changed it wtf
if anything, i wanna be the pink penguin

Christopher
admit it
it was a damn good joke
and lizzie, that's not how club penguin works

Chad
the more important question is:
WHY is this group chat named club penguin in the first place

Seb
damn you holland
jean hasn't shut up about you ever since you decided to 'randomly' comment on her post
stop stealing my fucking thunder

Christopher
woah woah woah language

Seb
oh shut up christopher

Scarlett
HAHAHHA
what's jean doing now?

Seb
scrolling through his damn instagram profile
she's even ignoring poor old chester
AND ME

Paul R.
the kid's already stolen your thunder?
man, you really need to step up your game

Seb
I TOOK HER STARGAZING

Thomas
woah
hi
what did i miss

RDJ
son, you better run

Thomas
what
wait let me read everything i've missed

Seb
oh yeah sure take your time

Thomas
oh

Christopher
hide, tommy boy

Mackie
run home to your aunt may

Paul B.
or take cover in rdj's village

Thomas
it's not my fault i'm cuter than you'll ever be

Thomasit's not my fault i'm cuter than you'll ever be

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Scarlett
oh my god

Daniel
did he just

Seb
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME HOLLAND

Chad
oh man this is gonna be great
wait hang on let me just recline my seat a little so that i can enjoy this better

Lizzie
i've got popcorn

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