❝Seth Stan? Doesn't have a nice ring to it,
does it?❞
❝I didn't even know what your first name was until five seconds ago, let alone your last.❞
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In which two movie stars, both with the intenti...
Baby Bro 💛 are u alive big sister pls reply me i know your phone is finally turned on bc my messages are getting delivered and not sent it'd be nice if you could wish me a merry christmas
Big Sis 💙 yes i am alive, you big baby you're just checking in on me to see if i got you any presents aren't you and shouldn't you be wishing me first since i'm older than you???
Baby Bro💛 wow you know me so well and ok fine merry christmas big baby sister who doesn't seem to age at all 💖 r u happy now
Big Sis💙 i've known you for twenty one years, jon and yes, i'm v v happy 💝
Baby Bro💛 so what did you get me!!!! i'm just kidding how are you how's 'travelling' 👀 how's you-know-where and also what did you get me for christmas
Big Sis💙 you're so predictable okay, firstly, i got you some cool stuff and i'm just gonna leave it at that so that you can die from curiosity and suspense secondly, you-know-where is great i met a guy at some dingy old pub last night
Baby Bro💛 ok who is he how old is he and more importantly where does he live because i know where you are and it's a small town and i'm literally packing my baseball bat right now
Big Sis💙 calm down you big baby don't go all terminator on this guy he's pretty nice we're meeting again in a couple of days or so
Baby Bro💛 what's his name and what does he look like
Big Sis💙 a replica of the guy who portrays the winter soldier
Baby Bro💛 what you're joking no one bloody looks like him
Big Sis💙 no, jon when i say replica, i really mean replica
Baby Bro💛 HAHAHAHAH what wAIT WHAT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOUR SPONTANEOUS PLAN ON GOING ON A SHORT GETAWAY JUST TO BREAK AWAY FROM ALL THE CRAZINESS ACTUALLY SCORED YOU A DATE WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER what the fuck why can't i get this lucky can you like set me up on a blind date with elizabeth olsen if that's not too much to ask i mean i'm sure sebastian freaking stan can pull some strings and then we can go on a double date
Big Sis💙 i knew you'd react this way which is why i'm sending you a picture of him rn to torture you
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Baby Bro💛 holy fuck he's real he's actually real and you actually got a picture of him wtf notice how i said OF him and not WITH him get married already and did you at least get his autograph for me
