ding dong boyz || ot7 ✔

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VIDEO CALL 

JEON JEONGGUK

2:47 AM // 7:47 PM

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JK: taehyung-ahh~~ oooh where are you?

TH: we're at the brandeburg gate! and don't worry about my mobile data, we got pocket wi-fi.

JK: it looks so beautiful taehyung... two of my most favorite things in the world are in my phone right now. you, and a beautiful scenery.

TH: jeongguk-ah, i miss you. you know, my mom asked about you. she asked like, "is there someone you miss? we can cancel the shooting and they can find someone else, you know?" and i was like, you dragged me here. i forgot all about the drama in the first place!

JK: you're talking about your mom behind her back, that's funny. where is mrs. kim?

TH: not a mrs.

JK: oh. sorry

TH: (smiles) nah, don't worry. i never really cared about my dad anyway. a fucking drunk. beat my mom and dad whenever he got the chance.

JK: how many years has it been since then?

TH: two.

JK: wait, is that why you auditioned? to earn some extra money?

TH: we're just bees making honey, jeongguk. the hive has to have some working bees. it doesn't matter how we earn it, what matters is that we earn it.

JK: deep.

TH: i'm philosophical that way, thank you very much.

JK: i love you.

TH: i love you too.

(taehyung hears a noise and gets startled by it)

TH: aish... my mom is calling me. sorry jeongguk, gotta go. sleep well, alright?

JK: alright. talk to you again, alright?

TH: alright.

CALL ENDED

05:46

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HOE-ANA

ADMIN: kook loves tae, tae loves kook

agustbigd, hotterthanthesun, softmochi, real man in love, worldwidestar

8:26 AM

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WORLDWIDESTAR:
uhmm... bITCHES WHO STARTED THE RESEARCH PAPER?

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
you mean the one on k-pop music?

WORLDWIDESTAR:
YEAH THAT ONE. BITCHES HELP PLS

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
you know we were supposed to pass it, like, approximately two days ago, right?

KOOK LOVES TAE:
wait wtf? it was two days ago?

KOOK LOVES TAE:
oh that research paper. i passed it.

WORLDWIDESTAR:
DAMMIT UGHHH HELP PLS

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
just talk about how the k-pop industry is more on business. it uses idols. but at the same time talk about how much it appeals to the growth of the economy and recreation of south korea. and don't directly encourage people to audition and shit. just.. write what you think. and research too hehe

WORLDWIDESTAR:
thanks so much joonie

KOOK LOVES TAE:
ooh👀

HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
i see some namjin interaction, i like

KOOK LOVES TAE:
yes, right over there officer.

WORLDWIDESTAR:
i'm gonna mute y'all asses cause i need to focus on finishing this goddamn paper. i don't even like writing smh

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
and i don't like the k-pop industry. goddamn. their music is fine tho. i just don't like the way they treat their idols. 

KOOK LOVES TAE:
would you be one if you were given the chance, namjoon-hyung?

REAL MAN IN LOVE:

hell to the no

KOOK LOVES TAE:
but you're handsome. you have the visuals of an idol

HOTTERTHANTHESUN:

you got that right kjsksjkjs

HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
no wonder why jin loves you so much ;)

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
yep hobi, and no wonder why no one sucked your dick yet

HOTTERTHANTHESUN:

okay that's harsh

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
mwah

KOOK LOVES TAE:
i miss taehyung :(

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
we all do kookie

AGUSTBIGD:
why are y'all chatting so early?

REAL MAN IN LOVE:

it's literally a few minutes before 9. what do you mean early?

AGUSTBIGD:

i consider 11 am my wake up time

HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
oh yoongles... always the sleeping beauty

AGUSTBIGD:
i just need a prince to kiss me so i can wake up ;(

WORLDWIDESTAR:
so i came back to check on the