ding dong boyz || ot7 ✔

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YG: don't worry about lil meow meow, he has tried skipping lunch before. and believe me, it's much better to be in a bathroom stall than be out there in a crowd full of people that won't even look at you...

YG & JM : so why even bother?

YG: yes, someone gets it

JM: it's not that i don't like it when people don't look at me. i do, i really do. but like, when i was still in school, it's just that i hate having to deal with this anxiety that people are looking at me.

YG: i feel you minnie

JM: w-what did you call me?

YG: minnie. why does it make you uncomfortable? i can stop calling you that if you are

JM: min yoongi, you know you're one of the most savage and most modest person out there. there's no one like you. you care for me, you care for hobi. hell, i think you're the only person who came when hoseok needed help. when i needed help too.

YG: what are you saying?

JM: i'm saying... that i'm glad to have met you.

YG: likewise minnie

JM: please eat now. you're going to worry me and now i'll have to go to you to feed you. to which i can't do cause i'm stuck in this bed. (laughs)

YG: of course, see you soon, jiminie

JM: see you too.

CALL ENDED

10:14

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HOE-ANA

ADMIN: kook loves tae, tae loves kook

agustbigd, hotterthanthesun, softmochi, expensivetiddies, worldwidestar

1:54 PM

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EXPENSIVETIDDIES CHANGED HIS NAME TO: REAL MAN IN LOVE

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REAL MAN IN LOVE:

bless this new update, i swear to god. i was getting sick of having expensivetiddies as my username

WORLDWIDESTAR:
why do you even have it as your username?

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
you think fifteen-year-old namjoon would have a fucking clue? no, he didn't. he was a horny ass boi

WORLDWIDESTAR:

maybe eve n hornier now ;)

REAL MAN IN LOVE:

shut up we're in math class

HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
pay up yoongi

AGUSTBIGD:
okay, you have a betting problem, hoseok

HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
it's called independent earning. 

AGUSTBIGD:
earning? you're making me broke. i was planning to take someone out on a date.

HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
ooooh who's this lucky man?

AGUSTBIGD:

maybe one unlucky soul

WORLDWIDESTAR:

y'all so active when it's math class, aren't you?

WORLDWIDESTAR:
operation : cookies and cream commence!

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
alright. jeongguk is on my right. jin, wtf are you doing to him?

WORLDWIDESTAR:

i thought we agreed that i will massage him. isn't that the plan?

HOTTERTHANTHESUN:

NO!

AGUSTBIGD:
unless you want jeongguk to stare at you with his death eyes. probably not

REAL MAN IN LOVE:

you don't make physical contact with someone who's missing someone.

WORLDWIDESTAR:

how the fuck am i supposed to know that? i never tried missing anyone at all!

REAL MAN IN LOVE:

not even me?

WORLDWIDESTAR:
cause you're always with me you know. all of you. that's why i don't know what longing feels like

KOOK LOVES TAE:
it feels like shit bro

WORLDWIDESTAR:
AH! ok bye-bye. is that a seatwork i see her giving out to us? ok bye bye

REAL MAN IN LOVE:
you dun fucked up.